Just another normal day at work, i decided to go get an ice cream... i felt as if the ice cram is all that matters at the moment so i said hello to my boss and to my friend who works with me "i'm going to get myself a good ice cream, be back soon", i stood there looking at them for a few seconds, perhaps waiting for a comment, i don't know why, i'm pretty sure it was a song that caught my attention (There is always music playing in the store)... "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?" i heard while standing and probably listening to the song. i laughed and replied "pretty high i think... i'm not sure what i wanted to do"....
"ice cream!" my friend screamed with a big smile on his face, "oh and also get me whatever you're having please"
i turned around and left to get my ice cream. as i left the mall, i turned right and kept on walking for a few meters and that's where i noticed this beautiful RED head girl with dreads all over, well actually, i saw her from behind but i assumed she is beautiful, she was talking to her friend and they both were looking at one's phone.!
I went inside and started looking for that ice cream i've been dreaming to get for so long, after a few minutes of searching deep inside that damn cold freezer, i mean i know it has to be cold because there are ice creams inside but dammit, i lost contact with my hand after 30 seconds, i couldn't feel it! to those who haven't got it yet, i was high (and i JUST realized you do know i was because i said so... above... sorry for wasting a few more seconds of your time, i promised i won't do it again, i really am... really am. Yes, i'm high at the moment, listening to avenged sevenfold, they rocked so hard i'm still with some leftovers energies from that night) in that stupid candy shop asking the dude in charge "yo man, do you have that SPECIFIC ICE CREAM" i even showed him a picture from my phone. Now you're probably wondering what is so special about this ice cream... and really i have no idea, i just saw it as a cover on the back of a BUS STOP the other day as i was walking and that ice cream just got to me ever since. anyway he said he does and i kept on searching while loosing my hand at the process, after a while i realized this guy is full of shit and i ain't getting no ice cream and i still cant feel my hand!
I looked at the dude and gave him that you're dead to me look and was about to leave, when i stepped outside and saw her again. She was passing right in front of me as i was about to leave and her friend was kept on talking to her (don't you ever stop?!"). i looked at her, smiling, she turned her head and kept on looking at me smiling too. she kept on going and i went out side looked at her crossing the road, she turned at my direction again and i could tell she hid a beautiful .smile under her big hippie shirt
i turned around and went back to the store... without my ice cream... or the girl if anyone misunderstood it for some reason.. although it was pretty clear.. i got no ice cream and no girl, i was high, in munch and above all horny.
Not gonna bore you for much long, lets just say that i did get to meet her again at work, we talked, we laughed, she is amazing, she is beautiful.
I rolled for us a nice big joint and we went up to the roof of the mall. i lit it and we kept on talking. after a while i thought to myself "oh it's going so well, so weird, usually something is fucked up with the girls i meet around work". Imagine this big dome, just like Stephen king story, surrounding the mall + a 150 meters to all directions, all weirdos. but then again i thought... she is so beautiful, we've been talking for a some time and i'm actually enjoying talking to her, what can possibly go wrong. all of a sudden she asked me "How old are you by the way?
guys... it hit me right there! i knew whats going on... someone or something is up there laughing hard at me. i looked at her already aware of my situation.. 23, i said... she looked at me, said so cool... oh i'm 17 btw... she kept on smoking and i just sat there, just like Ross responded when Rachel told him she was pregnant. after a few tokes, she looked at me and asked "is everything alright?" i looked at her, she gave me the joint, i stood up, looked a the blue sky, it was a beautiful warm day. i took a big puff, inhaled it good and let it out... oh and also i haven't found that stupid ice cream to this day... (for real!)