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If man were woman

If Man were Woman

If "he" turned to "she"

I can't help but wonder

How would it be?

If Man were Woman

Just for one day

Here's what they had to say…

I'll never get used to sit down when I pee

And why all those strange folks are staring at me?

I can't run with those heels

I can barely walk

And I'm having a constant desire to… talk

I can sense what you feel before you will say

I know that I'm pretty

(But I don’t feel that way)

And all those emotions are make me insane

Lord I wish I'll be man again

But…

If Woman were Man

If "she" turned to "he"

I can't help but wonder

How would it be?

If Woman were Man

Just for one day

Here's what they had to say…

I'm hairy like a fur ball

And can't stand the heat

I know that I'm ugly

But how gives a shit?

It's hard get new friends

People less kind

And I feel I've grown up

But only outside…

It's hard getting laid now

But maybe it's luck...

Couse boys, let me tell you

Your orgasms suck.

Man, your life is so boring

And it makes me insane

I wish I'll be woman again

Yeah if Man were Woman

And Woman were Man

Perhaps each other they would understand

But when they come back to their state once again

Each side will have much more to complain.